Some Jokes From India

American told Bihari: Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Bihari : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

Where were you born ?
Bihari : Bihar.
Boss : which part ?
Bihari : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Bihar .

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Bihari was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Bihari : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

2 biharis were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

Doctor to patient (sardar) : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient (Sardar) : Yes. A good doctor.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

Bihari joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Bihari: "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright