computer poems

[funnie]

wotever ........

[reason]

This is a poem. Not a joke la funnie

[funnie]

 : computer jokes hmm nice one

[reason]

;D roshan yo chai ho computer poem ;D  ulto post garchas ;D hasayo yaar malai ;D

[roshan]

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't has,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.

Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.

[roshan]

Ahh.. crash
Ahh..
Readin' the long event list
It doesn't take a scientist
To understand whats goin' on, baby
If you hear somethin' in the drive
Ain't no point to optimize
Let's hope Quantum cross-ships, baby
So let's just see, how long it'll be
They'll make a fuss and wish like hell they had their BSD
Now what'll ya do? Don't be blue
Not like you ever liked Windows NT

It's just a little crash
Not like it's been stable all that much
Adjust some little thing
It's like every CPU
Ooh, shuts down on you, ooh
Shutdown la la
Shutdown la la

Boy, I miss my STDIN [Standard In]
I've acted out an IT sin
I can save a little bit, maybe
A UNIX job - I might still score
Think that's what I'll be lookin' for
Only I'm LITTLE bit lazy


So let it be, then you'll see
There'll be a mess and files cross-linked over all drive D:
Here's what I'll do, I'll go to the loo
Leave it to Ted to admin the BDC


It's just a little crash
Well now we wait, all the way thru lunch
Again, I cannot ping
It's like every thing I do
Ooh, just turns to poo, ooh
Shutdown long long
Shutdown long long


My boss just sighs (I hate his ties)
Sharp jagged daggers in his eyes
I recommended NT (NT)


It's just a little crash
I guess I don't have that magic touch
My ears begin to ring
In like everything I do
Ooh, never thought it through, ooh
So long long long